Anonymous said: how is that homophobic? i have gay friends and support them all the way, but i don't believe in gay marriage.
your gay friends are all talking shit behind your back 100%
Yeah, you support them all the way.. We’ll most of the way.. We’ll some of the way.. Clearly not as far as marriage.. Cause marriage ain’t for gays.. Or something
You hear so many of these people say, “I have a lot of gay friends but don’t believe in same sex marriage”, but you never hear gay people say “I’ve lots of friends who think it should be illegal for me to marry the person I love”.
So, here’s a PSA for everyone who is against marriage equality, but thinks they have gay friends. You probably don’t. What you have are gay acquaintances who have learned to quietly put up with your bullshit because it’s the path of least resistance and they just don’t have the energy to “My Fair Lady” your ass into being a decent human being.
Kinda want to play with your hair kinda want to go down on you for 45 minutes
defend mentally ill people with empathy issues. defend mentally ill people with violent urges. defend all mentally ill people, no exceptions.
beedrilf said: sex with one person forever: me or beyonce
you’re a horrible person, go sit in the corner and think about what you just did, you dweeb
um fuck ok well like, i’ve never fucked beyonce so who even knows if like we’d have good sexual chemistry right? like what if it was crappy sex for the rest of forever because we’re not compatible? like she’s hot as hell yeah yeah yeah but what if man what if i don’t wanna risk that
i’m pickin u, i know ur super good yeah yeahh heyyy great sex forever sign me up yeah yeah
beedrilf said: if you could have a lube in any flavor what would it be
mmm man uh fuck i don’t even know, i’ve only ever had flavored lube once and i don’t even remember what it tasted like
i feel like fruity stuff is probably good? idk i feel like having something that tastes like too good would just make me hungry and then i’d be like ‘well i’m gonna go eat some taco bell now, see ya later”
beedrilf said: how many dicks is too many dicks
is there ever such thing as too many dicks?
i mean like in context of them like, bein’ all up in me, i’ve only ever had one at a time so i mean like?
Anonymous said: favourite sex position?
it’s super lame sounding but like i actually really like missionary whoops, i’m on bottom tho bc i’m uuuuusually pretty submissive
i also really think i’d like being fucked from behind like yeahh yeah
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
gender-fucker said: yooo
1. First impression: gENDER LET’S BE FRIENDS
2. Truth is: tumblr told me i wasn’t following you?? so yeah i just followed u again idk ur really great!!
3. How old do you look: i know your age so it messes me up, but i think you look a bit older, like 18ish maybe?
4. Have you ever made me laugh: mmm probably with something you’ve posted?
5. Have you ever made me mad: nope!
6. Best feature: eyebrow game is strong
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nope!
8. You’re my: new mutual apparently, i thought i was following you like i’m so confused???
9. Name in my phone: no number
10. Should you post this too?: sure :)